It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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