Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize