he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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