yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
My breath smells like gin and sadness
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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