hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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