if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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