what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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