yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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