what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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