Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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