I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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