It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Houston, we have a squirter
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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