my room smells like sperm. sweet.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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