when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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