i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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