He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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