i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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