Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Can you bring me the toilet please
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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