He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
