yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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