me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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