You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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