Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize