I bet he comes in French.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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