i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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