This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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