i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
