id be glad to
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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