honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think I sprained my soul last night
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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