So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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