guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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