Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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