i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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