Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Drunk is not a location!
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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