He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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