exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We need to get me chipped asap
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