your parents love me but you hate me
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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