Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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