Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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