singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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