so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
please don't ironically join a cult
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