they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I will be naked everywhere
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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