just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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