yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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