You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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