Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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