do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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