At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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