week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
bring money and cleavage
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How does one acquire holy water?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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