omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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