but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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