Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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