so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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