He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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