I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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