Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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