i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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