**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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